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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

by Rebecca Thorne 2022 388 pages
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Plot Summary

Blood on the Ballroom Floor

Assassination attempt reveals Reyna's disillusionment

Reyna, a palace guard, thwarts a brazen assassination attempt on Queen Tilaine during a lavish ball. The event is marked by the Queen's chilling indifference to violence and death, deepening Reyna's growing weariness with her profession and the court's callousness. The episode is a catalyst for Reyna's internal conflict: her sense of duty versus her longing for a gentler, more meaningful life. The only warmth she feels is in her secret relationship with Kianthe, the Arcandor—a powerful mage and the Queen's absent guest of honor. The ball's aftermath, with blood literally and figuratively staining Reyna's hands, plants the seed of treasonous thought: to leave it all behind for a quiet life with Kianthe, far from the Queen's shadow.

A Mage's Secret Offer

Kianthe proposes a radical escape

Kianthe, the Arcandor and Mage of Ages, is both a political outsider and Reyna's clandestine lover. She despises Queen Tilaine's manipulations and the court's hypocrisy. After Reyna's latest brush with death, Kianthe renews her offer: run away together, open a bookshop that serves tea, and live simply. Reyna, bound by blood and tradition to her role as a guard, is torn but increasingly tempted. The two women's coded magical communication —via spelled moonstones—underscores their intimacy and the risks they take for each other. The chapter sets up the central tension: the possibility of choosing love and peace over duty and violence.

Escape to the Pines

Reyna flees the palace for freedom

After another violent night and a brush with death, Reyna finally acts on her longing for escape. She packs her few belongings, evades the palace guards, and rides out of the capital under the cover of night. The act is quiet but momentous—treason in the eyes of the Queendom, liberation in Reyna's heart. She heads north, toward the remote border town of Tawney, where she and Kianthe can start anew. The escape is both literal and symbolic: Reyna is leaving behind not just a job, but an identity forged in blood and obedience.

Bandits, Books, and Tea

Danger and dreams on the road

Reyna's journey is fraught with peril—bandits attack, and she is wounded. Kianthe, alerted by their magical bond, arrives on her griffon to heal and rescue her. Their reunion is tender and charged with relief, but also with the reality that violence follows them even in flight. As they camp under the stars, the two women finally agree to pursue their shared dream: to find a place where they can build a life together, away from the world's demands. The idea of a bookshop that serves tea becomes their guiding star.

A New Life Beckons

Choosing love over loyalty

Reyna and Kianthe, now fully committed to each other, set their sights on Tawney—a remote, lawless town on the border between the Queendom and Shepara. The town's ambiguous jurisdiction and reputation for banditry make it both dangerous and ideal for disappearing. The women's relationship deepens as they plan their future, balancing practical concerns (money, property, safety) with the emotional weight of leaving everything behind. Their partnership is tested and strengthened by the challenges they face, from wounds that won't heal to doubts about whether they truly deserve happiness.

Tawney's Tenuous Welcome

Securing a home amid suspicion

Arriving in Tawney, Reyna and Kianthe find a ramshackle barn that once served as a bandit hideout. The town is wary, its residents hardened by years of violence and shifting allegiances. Through a mix of bluff, negotiation, and subtle magic, the women secure the building and begin renovations. They navigate the town's informants, local politics, and the ever-present threat of being discovered by the Queen's agents. The process of building their shop is both literal and metaphorical—a labor of love, trust, and hope in a place that has little of any.

Building Dreams from Ruins

Renovation, community, and new beginnings

With the help of new friends—Tarly the blacksmith, Matild the midwife, and a cast of quirky townsfolk—Reyna and Kianthe transform the barn into a cozy bookshop and tea house. The work is grueling, complicated by Reyna's lingering injuries and the need to keep a low profile. The couple's dynamic is tested by illness, pride, and the challenge of accepting help. As the shop takes shape, so does their sense of belonging—not just to each other, but to a community that slowly opens its arms to them.

The Queen's Shadow Looms

Old loyalties threaten new lives

Even as they settle into Tawney, the specter of Queen Tilaine haunts Reyna and Kianthe. Spies and former colleagues begin to appear, and rumors of Reyna's treason spread. The couple must balance their desire for peace with the need for vigilance. Reyna's past as a palace guard and Kianthe's status as the Arcandor make them both valuable and vulnerable. The tension between hiding and living authentically becomes acute, especially as their shop becomes a hub for the town's social life.

Tea, Trust, and Treason

Love and loyalty are tested

The bookshop opens, and with it comes a flood of new relationships, responsibilities, and risks. Reyna and Kianthe's love is both a refuge and a source of anxiety, as each fears losing the other to violence or betrayal. Illness and injury—Reyna's infected wound, Kianthe's magic drain—force them to confront their vulnerabilities and the limits of their independence. The community rallies around them, but the threat of discovery by the Queen's forces grows ever closer.

The Bookshop Opens

A haven for outcasts and dreamers

New Leaf Tomes and Tea becomes a sanctuary for Tawney's misfits, a place where stories and comfort are shared over steaming mugs. The shop's success is hard-won, built on trust, hard work, and the willingness to accept help. Reyna and Kianthe's relationship matures as they learn to balance partnership with autonomy, and as they redefine what it means to be strong. The shop's opening is a triumph, but also a reminder that peace is always provisional.

Illness, Injury, and Intimacy

Healing, Redemption, and Second Chances

Reyna's stubbornness nearly costs her life when an infected wound and a fall from the roof force her to confront her limits. Kianthe's panic and subsequent magical exhaustion reveal the depth of their bond—and the dangers of loving someone in a world that punishes vulnerability. Through illness and recovery, the couple learns to communicate more honestly, to ask for help, and to accept that love sometimes means letting go of control.

The Arcandor's Reckoning

Magic, sacrifice, and the cost of power

A dragon attack on Tawney forces Kianthe to draw on dangerous, incompatible magic to save the town. The act nearly kills her, leaving her bedridden and wracked with fever. Reyna, terrified and exhausted, nurses her back to health with the help of friends and visiting mages. The ordeal cements their place in the community but also underscores the precariousness of their happiness. Kianthe's willingness to risk everything for Reyna and the town is both heroic and deeply human.

Community and Complications

Friendship, forgiveness, and found family

As Kianthe recovers, the couple's circle of friends grows. Gossley, a wayward youth, becomes their apprentice; Matild and Tarly become confidants; even the town's informants are drawn into their orbit. The shop becomes a true home, a place where people look out for each other. But old wounds and new threats—bandits, debt collectors, the Queen's spies—remind them that safety is never guaranteed. Through it all, Reyna and Kianthe learn that community is built on trust, forgiveness, and the willingness to start over.

The Dragon's Bargain

A magical pact with consequences

Kianthe's battle with the dragons ends in a bindment: she must find and return three stolen dragon eggs, or Tawney will never be safe. The quest is both a burden and a purpose, tying their fate to a larger, magical world. The search for the eggs becomes a new adventure, one that will take them far from Tawney and test the limits of their courage and ingenuity. The bindment is a reminder that even in a cozy life, the world's dangers are never far away.

The Queen's Ultimatum

Venne's arrival forces a reckoning

Venne, Reyna's former partner and would-be suitor, arrives in Tawney with an ultimatum: return to the Queen or face death—and put friends like Matild at risk. The threat is real and immediate, forcing Reyna and Kianthe to confront the reality that their past cannot be outrun. The community rallies to protect them, but the only way forward is to face Queen Tilaine directly. The chapter is a crucible for Reyna's courage and Kianthe's love, as they prepare for the most dangerous confrontation yet.

Reyna's Risky Return

A calculated surrender to save all

Reyna turns herself in to Venne and the Queen's guards, playing the role of loyal servant to gain an audience with Queen Tilaine. Her plan is bold: to convince the Queen that her relationship with the Arcandor is an asset, not a betrayal. The journey back to the capital is fraught with tension, but Reyna's resolve never wavers. Kianthe follows in secret, ready to intervene if things go wrong. The stage is set for a final, high-stakes negotiation.

A Deal with the Devil

Reyna's gambit secures their future

In a tense audience with Queen Tilaine, Reyna spins a tale of loyalty and cunning: her relationship with Kianthe is a long con to secure the Arcandor's favor for the Queendom. The Queen, flattered and intrigued, grants Reyna and Matild a pardon—on the condition that Reyna continues to "influence" Kianthe. The deal is dangerous, but it buys them freedom and safety, at least for now. Reyna's performance is both a triumph and a reminder of the cost of survival in a world ruled by power.

Winter's Approach, Love's Promise

Peace, purpose, and the promise of more

With the Queen's threat lifted, Reyna and Kianthe return to Tawney, where winter is coming and the shop is thriving. The community is stronger than ever, and the couple's love is deeper for all they've endured. They adopt a baby griffon, Ponder, and settle into a rhythm of work, friendship, and quiet joy. The search for the dragon eggs continues, but for the first time, the future feels open and full of possibility.

The Ever-Plant and the Egg

Magic, innovation, and new beginnings

Kianthe invents the ever-plant—a magically sustained houseplant that never dies—adding a new dimension to their shop and their lives. Reyna bonds with her griffon, and the couple's home becomes a haven for all manner of strays, human and otherwise. The ever-plant is a symbol of their resilience and creativity, a small miracle in a world that often feels hostile to both.

Engagement Under the Pines

A proposal rooted in love and growth

In a quiet, heartfelt moment under the pines, Kianthe proposes to Reyna with a magically spelled seed—a promise of life, growth, and enduring love. Reyna accepts, and together they plant the seed in their garden, sealing their commitment to each other and to the life they've built. The engagement is both a culmination and a beginning, a testament to the power of choosing love in a world that so often demands sacrifice.

The Dragon Eggs' Trail

A new quest begins

With clues pointing to the Nacean River, Reyna and Kianthe prepare to leave Tawney in search of the missing dragon eggs. Their friends rally to support them, and the shop is left in capable hands. The journey ahead is uncertain, but the couple faces it together, strengthened by all they've overcome. The search for the eggs is both a literal quest and a metaphor for the ongoing work of building a life—and a world—worth living in.

A Cozy Future Unfolds

Home, hope, and the promise of more adventures

As winter settles over Tawney, Reyna and Kianthe look to the future with hope and determination. Their shop is a beacon of warmth and welcome, their love a source of strength and joy. The story ends with a promise: that no matter what dangers or adventures lie ahead, they will face them together, with tea, books, and the courage to choose happiness.

Characters

Reyna

Disillusioned guard seeking peace

Reyna is the heart of the story—a palace guard raised in blood and duty, whose growing disillusionment with Queen Tilaine's cruelty leads her to risk everything for a chance at a gentler life. Her relationship with Kianthe is both a refuge and a source of courage, allowing her to imagine a future beyond violence. Reyna is fiercely loyal, practical, and protective, but also deeply wounded by years of service to a regime that values obedience over humanity. Her journey is one of self-discovery, as she learns to accept love, ask for help, and redefine strength as vulnerability and connection. Her development is marked by a gradual shedding of old loyalties and the embrace of a new, chosen family.

Kianthe

Powerful mage longing for belonging

Kianthe, the Arcandor and Mage of Ages, is a conduit for immense magical power and a symbol of hope for the world. Yet she is also lonely, burdened by expectations, and desperate for a life that is her own. Her relationship with Reyna is transformative, offering her a sense of home and purpose beyond duty. Kianthe is witty, passionate, and sometimes reckless—her willingness to risk everything for love is both her greatest strength and her deepest vulnerability. She struggles with the weight of her title, the limits of her power, and the fear of losing those she loves. Her arc is one of learning to balance responsibility with self-care, and to accept that she is worthy of love not for what she can do, but for who she is.

Queen Tilaine

Charismatic, ruthless, and unpredictable ruler

Queen Tilaine is the story's primary antagonist—a sovereign whose charm masks a deep vein of cruelty and self-interest. She is a master manipulator, using fear and flattery to maintain control. Her relationship with Reyna is transactional, and her interactions with Kianthe are marked by a mix of envy and desire for power. Tilaine's unpredictability makes her a constant threat, and her willingness to sacrifice anyone for her own ends is a chilling reminder of the dangers of unchecked authority. Psychologically, she represents the seductive allure of power and the cost of loyalty to a broken system.

Venne

Loyal guard, spurned suitor, dangerous adversary

Venne is Reyna's former partner and would-be lover, whose loyalty to the Queen and personal feelings for Reyna make him both a threat and a tragic figure. He is competent, persistent, and ultimately outmatched by Reyna's resolve and Kianthe's power. Venne's inability to let go of the past—and his willingness to endanger others for his own ends—highlight the dangers of possessiveness and the limits of loyalty when it is not freely given.

Matild

Resourceful midwife and steadfast friend

Matild is a survivor—once a palace midwife, now a pillar of the Tawney community. Her friendship with Reyna and Kianthe is built on mutual respect, shared secrets, and a willingness to stand up to power. Matild is practical, compassionate, and unafraid to speak her mind. Her arc is one of reclaiming agency and building a new life after trauma, and her presence is a reminder that healing is possible, even after betrayal.

Tarly

Blacksmith, community anchor, and gentle giant

Tarly is Matild's husband and the town's blacksmith—a man whose strength is matched by his kindness. He is a connector, helping Reyna and Kianthe find their place in Tawney and supporting them through every trial. Tarly's steady presence and open-heartedness make him a model of healthy masculinity and community leadership.

Gossley

Lost youth seeking purpose

Gossley is a young man drawn into banditry by circumstance, but given a second chance by Reyna and Kianthe. His journey from desperation to belonging mirrors the story's larger themes of redemption and found family. Gossley's earnestness, vulnerability, and willingness to learn make him both a surrogate child and a symbol of hope for the future.

Diarn Feo

Exiled mage, political schemer, reluctant leader

Feo is a former Magicary apprentice turned self-styled lord, whose passion for justice and penchant for trouble make them both an ally and a complication. Their rivalry with Lord Wylan and obsession with Tawney's fate drive much of the political intrigue. Feo's arc is one of learning to balance ambition with empathy, and to accept that leadership is as much about listening as it is about commanding.

Lord Wylan

Young lord, reluctant ruler, bridge-builder

Wylan is the Queendom's representative in Tawney—a man haunted by his father's failures and determined to do better. His alliance (and eventual romance) with Feo is a microcosm of the story's larger themes: the possibility of reconciliation, the importance of humility, and the power of community. Wylan's growth is marked by a willingness to listen, to change, and to put the needs of his people above his own pride.

Visk and Ponder

Magical companions, symbols of freedom and hope

Visk, Kianthe's loyal griffon, and Ponder, the baby griffon adopted by Reyna, are more than pets—they are embodiments of the story's spirit: wild, loyal, and unafraid to soar. Their presence is a reminder that magic and wonder are always within reach, and that even in a world of danger, there is room for joy.

Plot Devices

Dual Protagonists and Alternating Perspectives

Interweaving voices deepen emotional resonance

The novel alternates between Reyna and Kianthe's points of view, allowing readers to experience both the external challenges and the internal struggles of each character. This structure creates intimacy, tension, and a sense of partnership that mirrors the story's central romance. The shifting perspectives also allow for dramatic irony, as each woman's fears and hopes are revealed to the reader before they are shared with each other.

Magical Communication and Symbolic Objects

Moonstones, ever-plants, and griffon eggs as narrative anchors

Spelled moonstones serve as both a literal means of communication and a symbol of the couple's bond—pulsing with magic, warmth, and coded messages. The ever-plant, a magically sustained houseplant, and the griffon egg are both plot devices and metaphors for growth, resilience, and the possibility of new beginnings. These objects ground the story's magic in the everyday, making the fantastical feel intimate and real.

Cozy Fantasy and Subverted Tropes

Domesticity as resistance, found family as salvation

The novel is a deliberate subversion of traditional fantasy tropes: instead of epic battles and world-saving quests, the focus is on building a home, nurturing relationships, and finding peace in small acts of kindness. The bookshop and tea house are both literal and figurative sanctuaries, spaces where healing and transformation can occur. The story uses the trappings of high fantasy—magic, dragons, political intrigue—to explore the radical potential of coziness, community, and chosen family.

Political Intrigue and High Stakes

Threats from the Queen, dragons, and the past

Despite its cozy surface, the novel is driven by real danger: Queen Tilaine's machinations, the threat of discovery, the bindment with the dragons, and the ever-present possibility of violence. These external threats force the characters to confront their own fears, make hard choices, and grow in unexpected ways. The tension between safety and risk, hiding and living authentically, is a constant undercurrent.

Healing, Redemption, and Second Chances

Illness, injury, and forgiveness as catalysts for growth

Physical wounds—[Reyna](#reyna

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Review Summary

3.74 out of 5
Average of 23k+ ratings from Goodreads and Amazon.

Can't Spell Treason Without Tea received mixed reviews. Many praised its cozy fantasy elements, likable characters, and sapphic representation. Readers enjoyed the premise of a royal guard and mage starting a tea and bookshop. However, some felt it lacked the low stakes typical of cozy fantasy, with higher tension and action than expected. Critics noted issues with pacing, worldbuilding, and character development. While some found it charming and comforting, others felt it was poorly written or boring. The audiobook narration received positive feedback from some listeners.

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About the Author

Rebecca Thorne is a bestselling author known for fantasy and sci-fi novels with romantic elements. A member of the LGBTQIA+ community, she resides near Denver, Colorado. Thorne leverages her ADHD to write multiple books annually. When not writing, she works as a flight attendant, travels, hikes with her dogs and fiancée, and enjoys basking in the sun. Her works have achieved recognition on bestseller lists including USA Today, Indie, and Sunday Times. Thorne's writing focuses on creating inclusive narratives within the fantasy and sci-fi genres, often featuring LGBTQIA+ characters and relationships.

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