Let's Pretend This Never Happened

1. Embrace the absurdity and imperfect moments of life

Because you are defined not by life’s imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them.

Embracing life's chaos. The most embarrassing, bizarre, and human moments—the ones we desperately wish to pretend never happened—are actually the foundation of who we are. Instead of running away screaming from the sheer ridiculousness of existence, we must learn to find joy and humor in the madness. Reframing our deepest humiliations allows us to reclaim power over our anxieties and social shortcomings.

Redefining personal narratives. Lawson's own life is a testament to this philosophy, filled with taxidermied animals, public mishaps, and eccentric family members. By sharing our weirdest stories, we allow others to feel less alone in their own secret dysfunctions. Vulnerability becomes a tool for connection rather than a source of shame.

Absurdity as connection. When we stop trying to project a perfect, curated life, we open the door to genuine relationships. The moments that make us feel the most isolated are often the very ones that make us universally human.

• Reframing embarrassing moments as comedic gold
• Finding joy in life's unpredictable, messy realities
• Using vulnerability to build authentic human connections

2. Childhood trauma and bizarre family dynamics shape our unique identities

My Childhood: David Copperfield Meets Guns & Ammo Magazine

A highly unusual upbringing. Growing up in rural Texas with a professional taxidermist father meant Lawson's childhood was filled with things most people could never imagine. From accidentally wearing a dead deer like a sweater to raising a bathtub full of wild raccoons in tiny Jams, her early years were defined by a constant proximity to nature, blood, and taxidermy. These strange experiences prevented her from ever fitting into conventional social molds.

Normalizing the abnormal. When you are surrounded by poverty and eccentricity, bizarre occurrences quickly become your baseline for normal. Lawson's family didn't shield her from the harsh realities of life; instead, they taught her to adapt to wild animal attacks, poisonous well water, and makeshift chicken coops made of filing cabinets. This environment fostered a unique resilience.

The roots of individuality. Rather than traumatizing her permanently, her family's madness gave her a rich tapestry of stories and a strong, albeit highly anxious, sense of self. It taught her that normal is highly subjective.

• Growing up with a taxidermist father who treated wild animals as house pets
• Learning survival skills through bizarre, high-stakes family adventures
• Accepting that a non-traditional childhood builds resilience and character

3. Humor is a vital survival mechanism for severe anxiety and mental illness

Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax.

Living with severe anxiety. Lawson openly details her lifelong battle with generalized anxiety disorder, clinical depression, and obsessive-compulsive tendencies. For her, simple daily tasks like going to the grocery store or attending a dinner party can trigger paralyzing panic attacks. The constant effort to mask these conditions in public is physically and mentally exhausting.

Laughter as medicine. Rather than letting her mental illnesses defeat her, Lawson uses self-deprecating humor and absurd storytelling to cope with her internal chaos. By laughing at her own panic-induced ramblings—such as telling a group of conservative colleagues that she was stabbed in the face by a serial killer—she disarms the power of her anxiety. Humor acts as a release valve for otherwise unbearable mental pressure.

The reality of the struggle. While humor makes the narrative entertaining, she never minimizes the painful reality of managing chronic mental health conditions. It is a daily, active fight for survival.

• Using comedy to defuse the terror of sudden panic attacks
• Normalizing conversations about therapy, medication, and mental health
• Recognizing that being "broken" does not mean you cannot live a fulfilling life

4. Unconventional relationships thrive on shared eccentricity and patience

This must be what love is. When you want to make it less difficult for someone to murder you.

An unlikely partnership. Jenny and her husband, Victor, are polar opposites: he is a preppy, organized, and slightly OCD computer specialist, while she is a chaotic, Goth-leaning, and highly unpredictable writer. Their relationship is defined by a hilarious, constant battle of wits, ranging from passive-aggressive Post-it notes to arguments about whether Jesus was a zombie. Yet, this friction is precisely what keeps their bond strong.

Patience through the bizarre. Despite their differences, Victor stands by Jenny through her most intense mental health crises, physical ailments, and impulse purchases of taxidermied animals. He learns to navigate a world where his father-in-law throws live bobcats on his lap and his wife gets her arm stuck in a cow's vagina. His grounded nature provides a safe harbor for her chaotic mind.

A unique marital bond. Their love is not a fairy tale of perfect harmony, but a realistic, deeply committed partnership built on mutual tolerance, shared laughter, and a customized definition of "normal."

• Balancing opposing personalities through humor and constant negotiation
• Supporting a partner through chronic physical and mental illnesses
• Finding romance in unconventional moments, like a proposal ending in a tetanus shot

5. True friendship means finding people who accept your broken pieces

A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they’re the ones who helped you put them there.

Overcoming social isolation. For most of her life, Lawson struggled to make female friends, viewing other women as judgmental and intimidating. Her social anxiety made her retreat into books and online blogging, where she could interact with other self-proclaimed misfits from a safe distance. The fear of rejection kept her from forming deep, in-person connections.

The power of sisterhood. When she finally forced herself to attend an all-girls blogging retreat, she discovered that other women carried their own heavy emotional baggage and secret eccentricities. True friendship blossomed when she found women who didn't judge her for wearing a confidence wig, having panic attacks, or needing to dig up a dead dog. She realized that female friendships could be incredibly supportive and healing.

Unconditional support in crises. Real friends are those who show up with a shovel and a bandanna when your life gets messy, proving that vulnerability is the key to deep connection.

• Dismantling the fear of female judgment by embracing mutual vulnerability
• Finding community among fellow "broken" and anxious individuals
• Recognizing that true friends help you carry your heaviest emotional burdens

6. The corporate world of HR is a front-row seat to human dysfunction

Choosing to work in HR is like choosing to work in the complaint department of hell, except way more frustrating, because at least in hell you’d be able to agree that that Satan is a real dick-wagon without having to toe the company line.

The absurdity of human resources. Lawson spent fifteen years working in Human Resources, a career path that gave her an unfiltered look at the bizarre behavior of everyday employees. From men emailing photos of their penises to applicants claiming they were fired for sleeping on cats, the corporate world proved to be just as chaotic as her childhood. It revealed the thin veneer of professionalism that covers human absurdity.

The illusion of professionalism. HR departments often project an image of strict, prudish authority, but behind closed doors, they are navigating a constant stream of hilarious train wrecks. Lawson's journals from this time reveal how punctuation errors, bizarre lies, and office politics make a mockery of standard corporate handbooks. The job required her to police behavior while secretly laughing at the madness of it all.

Finding the exit. Ultimately, the sheer exhaustion of managing other people's crises and trying to maintain a professional facade pushed her to pursue her true passion: writing.

• Navigating the hilarious and deeply inappropriate behavior of corporate employees
• Exposing the secret codes and coping mechanisms used by HR professionals
• Realizing when a soul-crushing job is no longer worth your mental peace

7. Motherhood is a terrifying, beautiful lesson in selflessness and perspective

I was filled with so much wonderment and awe that it felt as if my chest would explode.

The battle for a child. Lawson's journey to motherhood was marred by the devastating physical and emotional toll of multiple miscarriages caused by an autoimmune disorder. To successfully carry her daughter, Hailey, to term, she had to endure hundreds of painful daily blood-thinner injections into her bruised stomach, battling constant terror of another loss. This struggle made the eventual birth of her daughter incredibly profound.

A shift in perspective. Having a child forced Lawson to confront her deepest anxieties and find a level of selflessness she didn't know she possessed. When she was attacked by a large dog while holding her toddler, her instinct to protect Hailey overrode her paralyzing fear, proving to herself that she was a capable, loving mother. Motherhood gave her a courage she never thought she had.

Embracing the messy reality. Motherhood is not about achieving a picture-perfect life, but about teaching your child to navigate the beautiful, absurd, and sometimes terrifying world with confidence.

• Overcoming reproductive trauma and chronic illness to build a family
• Discovering instinctual bravery in the face of sudden danger
• Wishing for your child to have a life rich in both joy and character-building struggles

8. Home is not a physical place, but where your loved ones are

I rocked in silence, and realized for the first time that “home” wasn’t this place anymore. It was wherever Victor was.

The pain of relocation. When Victor accepted a job in Houston, Lawson was devastated to leave the familiar, slow-paced comfort of West Texas. She went to extreme lengths to stall the sale of their first home, even telling prospective buyers that a gruesome murder had occurred on the property. The transition to a large, intimidating city triggered her deepest anxieties.

Redefining belonging. Over a decade in the city, she realized that the physical landmarks of her childhood were slowly disappearing, replaced by subdivisions and corporate coffee shops. The nostalgic, golden-tinted version of her hometown existed only in her memory, making her realize that clinging to the past was preventing her from living in the present.

Finding peace in transition. Ultimately, she accepted that "home" is a fluid concept defined by the presence of the people who love and understand you, rather than a specific geographic coordinate.

• Letting go of idealized, nostalgic memories of childhood places
• Accepting that change and relocation are natural parts of life's journey
• Anchoring your sense of security in relationships rather than physical structures

9. Grief and loss are best navigated with laughter and community support

And that’s when I realized how incredibly lucky I am to have friends like Laura. Because she took something traumatic and awful and made it . . . okay.

The tragedy of losing a pet. The sudden death of Lawson's beloved pug, Barnaby Jones Pickles, from a snakebite plunged her into deep grief while her husband was out of town. The trauma was compounded when she had to dig a grave in rocky soil alone, only to have vultures desecrate the burial site the following day. The situation felt entirely hopeless and overwhelming.

Laughter in the dark. In her moment of absolute breakdown, her friend Laura stepped in, driving over with a shovel and a bandanna to help her disinter and properly secure the dog's body. By cracking jokes and comparing the dog to a resurrected Jesus, Laura transformed a horrific, macabre situation into a moment of profound bonding and dark comedy.

The necessity of help. Grief is too heavy to carry in isolation, and allowing others to step into your mess is the only way to survive life's most painful losses.

• Coping with the sudden, heartbreaking loss of a cherished animal companion
• Allowing friends to witness and assist with your most undignified crises
• Using dark humor to process and survive deeply traumatic events

10. Choosing your battles is the secret to a happy, whimsical life

Honestly, this whole chicken is really a lesson in picking your battles more carefully.

The art of compromise. In a long-term marriage, fighting over every minor disagreement—like wet towels on the floor or the purchase of new bath sheets—is a recipe for misery. Lawson illustrates this by purchasing a five-foot-tall, rusted metal chicken named Beyoncé instead of the towels her husband forbade her from buying. This act of defiance was both a joke and a boundary.

Injecting whimsy into conflict. By reframing marital disputes with absurd humor, she diffuses tension and keeps her relationship entertaining. While Victor is initially furious about the giant metal chicken blocking his office window, the sheer ridiculousness of the situation eventually forces a soft, loving acceptance of his wife's eccentricities.

Embracing the unique. A happy life requires letting go of conventional expectations and celebrating the strange, beautiful, and utterly useless things that bring us joy.

• Defusing domestic arguments with creative, humorous workarounds
• Prioritizing laughter and joy over rigid, conventional household rules
• Celebrating the unique quirks that keep a long-term relationship alive