Irresponsible Puckboy

1. A "Practice" Marriage Turns Legally Binding

“We’ll get up there and do the big fancy thing, confess our undying love for each other, and then walk away. If we don’t take the paperwork and file it at the county clerk’s office, then we’re not actually married.”

A desperate gamble. Dex, an "eternally happy person" but also a self-proclaimed "irresponsible puckboy," found himself at a crossroads. His girlfriend, Jessica, constantly called him irresponsible and pushed for marriage, a concept Dex vehemently avoided due to his parents' messy divorce and his mother's subsequent serial marriages. After a particularly bad fight and a Stanley Cup loss, Dex, seeking solace, found Tripp, his best friend and NHL teammate, with a hookup.

An ill-conceived plan. To confront his fear of commitment and appease Jessica, Dex proposed a "fake" Vegas wedding to Tripp, believing that without filing the paperwork, it wouldn't be legally binding. Tripp, despite his secret love for Dex, reluctantly agreed, viewing it as a harmless "goof" to support his friend. They even exchanged Stanley Cup rings as their "wedding bands," a testament to their unique bond.

Reality bites hard. The illusion shattered when their team's PR department discovered their marriage license. Unbeknownst to them, the chapel had filed the paperwork, making their "joke" marriage legally binding. This accidental union plunged them into a PR nightmare, forcing them to confront the unforeseen consequences of their impulsive decision.

2. Best Friends, Secret Love

“Because while he’s talking about marriage to someone who doesn’t appreciate him, I’m trying my best to hide my feelings for him.”

Unrequited devotion. Tripp, the team's star goaltender, harbored a deep, unrequited love for Dex, his best friend since joining the Vegas team three years prior. He silently endured Dex's relationships with women, including Jessica, constantly battling the pain of loving someone who saw him only platonically. His friends in the "Collective" (a group of out queer NHL players) often urged him to create distance, but Tripp couldn't bear the thought of life without Dex.

A painful charade. Tripp's agreement to the fake wedding was a testament to his unwavering loyalty, even if it meant participating in a ceremony that mirrored his deepest desires but was, for Dex, merely an experiment. He found himself saying vows he truly meant, while Dex saw it as a practice run. This dynamic created an internal conflict for Tripp, torn between supporting his friend and protecting his own aching heart.

The "Collective's" intervention. Tripp's queer friends, particularly Oskar and Ezra, attempted to create distance between him and Dex during a vacation, even fabricating a "boyfriend" scenario with Oskar. Their intention was to help Tripp "get over" Dex, highlighting the perceived impossibility of his love for a straight man. This well-meaning but misguided intervention only added layers of complexity and deceit to Tripp's already strained emotional state.

3. The Public Eye: A Double-Edged Sword

“You pretend for a while that you’re in love and the marriage is real.”

PR crisis management. The accidental marriage became a public relations nightmare for the team. To avoid a scandal, potential trades, and fan backlash, the PR department mandated that Dex and Tripp pretend their marriage was real. This meant living together, attending events as a couple, and refraining from dating others for at least a year.

Forced intimacy. The directive pushed their already close friendship into uncharted territory. They had to perform affection for the cameras, a task that came surprisingly easy to Dex, who was naturally demonstrative. However, the constant scrutiny and the need to maintain the facade added immense pressure, especially for Dex, who felt like a "phony" deceiving supportive fans.

The "Mitchell Marriage Curse." The team's poor performance in preseason games led to speculation and a social media hashtag: #mitchellmarriagecurse. This public narrative, fueled by homophobic comments and the team's internal tensions (especially with Fensby), intensified the pressure on Dex and Tripp, making them feel responsible for the team's struggles and their own perceived "deviance."

4. Challenging Sexual Identity

“You’re not gay, but I don’t think you’re straight either. Straight guys usually don’t like dick, whether that dick is attached to their best friend or not.”

A new kind of intimacy. As part of their "fake" marriage, Dex and Tripp began to explore a physical relationship. What started as a "margarita-and-taco-induced thrill" in a bathroom stall quickly escalated. Dex, who had only ever been with women, found himself surprisingly turned on by Tripp's touch and the experience of sex with him.

Questioning the "straight" label. Dex's unexpected enjoyment of sex with Tripp, coupled with a message from a fan who identified as pansexual, forced him to confront his own sexuality. He grappled with the idea that he might not be "straight" if he found Tripp's body and intimacy so appealing, yet he didn't feel "gay" or "bi." Tripp suggested he look into "pansexuality," emphasizing that love and attraction aren't always confined by traditional labels.

Beyond the physical. Dex realized his attraction to Tripp wasn't just physical; it was deeply intertwined with their profound connection. He found himself wanting to "do things" to Tripp, to explore new forms of intimacy, and to reciprocate the pleasure. This journey of self-discovery, though confusing, began to feel "right," challenging his preconceived notions about himself and his desires.

5. Love Transcends Labels

“It feels right. And if it feels this right and I’m not gay or straight, then I’m lost. How wouldn’t I know it about myself? I’m dumb, but am I really that dumb? Does this mean I’m bi? I don’t feel bi.”

A profound realization. Dex's internal struggle with his identity culminated in a pivotal moment at a minor hockey club for queer players and allies. Witnessing the positive impact of out athletes and hearing a kid's story about his own "straight" best friend, Dex began to understand that his feelings for Tripp were valid, regardless of labels. He realized his love for Tripp was unique and deeply personal, transcending conventional categories.

"You're not valid" no more. Tripp's simple yet powerful affirmation, "That doesn't mean you're not valid," resonated deeply with Dex. This validation allowed him to shed the self-deprecating "dumbass" persona he often adopted and embrace the complexity of his emotions. He understood that his connection with Tripp was authentic, and that was all that mattered.

Embracing the "us." Dex's journey led him to accept that his love for Tripp was not a "mistake" or a "fraud," but a genuine, profound connection. He recognized that their bond was stronger than any external judgment or societal expectation. This acceptance allowed him to fully lean into their relationship, regardless of how it was perceived by others.

6. The Weight of Deception

“My stress this season wasn’t about being married; it was about starting the rest of my life on a lie.”

The toll of the facade. Despite the growing intimacy and genuine feelings between them, the constant pressure to maintain the "fake" marriage for PR purposes took a heavy toll on Dex. He felt like a "phony," especially when receiving messages of support from queer fans who believed their story. This internal conflict contributed to his slump on the ice and his overall distress.

Tripp's proposed solution. Seeing Dex's increasing stress, Tripp, in a moment of misguided protection, suggested they announce a divorce earlier than planned. He believed ending the "marriage" would alleviate Dex's burden, failing to realize that Dex's feelings had evolved beyond the initial "joke." This suggestion deeply hurt Dex, making him question the authenticity of their burgeoning relationship.

A breaking point. The news of a leaked article claiming Dex had cheated on Jessica while secretly married to Tripp forced another press conference. The PR team pushed for a narrative of a "spur-of-the-moment" marriage that ultimately failed, a story Dex found increasingly difficult to stomach. The weight of continuous deception pushed him to his emotional limit.

7. Unveiling True Feelings

“I am so fucking in love with you, I don’t know myself without you.”

A public confession. At the press conference meant to announce their "divorce," Dex, overwhelmed by the pressure and Tripp's perceived desire to end their union, reached his breaking point. In a raw, unfiltered moment, he deviated from the script and confessed his true feelings for Tripp, declaring his love and desire to be with him "always. Forever."

Shock and revelation. Dex's spontaneous confession stunned everyone, including Tripp, who had secretly loved Dex for years. This public declaration, filled with genuine emotion and vulnerability, shattered the carefully constructed facade and revealed the depth of Dex's feelings, which even he had only recently come to understand.

A kiss that seals it. Following the explosive press conference, Tripp pulled Dex into a passionate kiss, confirming the unspoken truth between them. This kiss, witnessed by the media, solidified their relationship in the public eye and marked a turning point in their personal journey, moving from a forced pretense to an authentic, undeniable connection.

8. A Love Long Unspoken

“I’ve been in love with you since the day I moved to Vegas.”

Years of hidden affection. Tripp finally confessed his long-held secret: he had been deeply in love with Dex since they first met three years ago. He revealed that his friends in the "Collective" had been aware of his feelings and had tried to protect him from the inevitable heartbreak of loving a straight man.

The fear of loss. Tripp explained that his silence stemmed from a profound fear of ruining their friendship. He valued Dex's presence in his life so much that he chose to suffer in silence rather than risk driving Dex away by confessing his romantic feelings. This sacrifice highlighted the depth of his devotion.

An unexpected catalyst. The accidental marriage, initially a source of stress and deception, ironically became the catalyst for their true feelings to surface. It forced them into a proximity and intimacy that allowed Dex to explore his own sexuality and for Tripp to finally voice his long-suppressed love, turning a "fake" situation into a genuine connection.

9. Adversity Forges Deeper Bonds

“If we—the two biggest commitment-phobes in the league—can make a marriage work, we can get through anything.”

External pressures, internal strength. The constant scrutiny from the media, the team's performance slump, and the hostility from Fensby, initially threatened to break Dex and Tripp. However, these external pressures ultimately strengthened their bond. They learned to lean on each other, finding solace and support in their shared experience.

Fensby's downfall. The antagonist, Fensby, who had been dating Jessica and actively trying to undermine Dex, was eventually traded. This removal of a toxic element from the team, combined with Dex's renewed focus and confidence after his confession, led to an improvement in the team's dynamics and performance.

A united front. Dex and Tripp, now openly a couple, faced the world together. They embraced their unique story, using their platform to advocate for acceptance and show that love comes in many forms. Their journey, though fraught with challenges, proved that their connection was resilient and capable of withstanding public judgment and personal doubts.

10. An Unconventional Path to Forever

“I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you. I thought our close bond was the best kind of friendship. I didn’t… I never knew it could be like this. I want to be with you forever. I want you to be my husband. In sickness and in health. Hockey or no hockey.”

From accidental to intentional. What began as a "joke" marriage, born out of Dex's fear of commitment and Tripp's silent love, transformed into a deeply committed and authentic relationship. Their journey was unconventional, marked by misunderstandings, public scrutiny, and personal revelations, but it ultimately led them to a profound understanding of their love for each other.

Redefining commitment. Dex, once vehemently anti-marriage, found himself embracing the idea of forever with Tripp. He realized that true commitment wasn't about a piece of paper or societal expectations, but about the unwavering bond he shared with his best friend. Their relationship, forged in adversity, became a testament to love's unpredictable nature.

A future together. With Fensby gone and their love publicly declared, Dex and Tripp looked forward to a future where they could be their authentic selves, both on and off the ice. Their story became an inspiration, proving that even the most unexpected paths can lead to the deepest and most fulfilling love, transcending labels and defying expectations.

Last updated: August 15, 2025